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JP Schoemer Communications
Putting words and ideas to work for
effective business and marketing communication.


Please take a stroll through this site to experience both the business side and the fun side of communication, particularly as it relates to the craft of writing. Actually, done right, the two sides can be one and the same.
– Jim Schoemer


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The Business Side
Services
Portfolio
Accomplishments
Policies
Most Common Errors in Print Today
How Good Are You?
A Quality Assurance Offer You Can’t Refuse
Pet Advertising Clichés
Pardon, Your Image is Showing
Ten Rules for Advertising Folks 
(and normal businesspeople, too)
Pithy Quotations on Writing and Communication
Résumé


The Fun Side
How to Write Good
Dan Quayle: Entertainer of the Century
Repetitive Redundancies and Logical Oxymorons
Ruminations on Life
Ruminations on Work
Guaranteed F on this Test
A Fable for Those Who Charge by the Hour
A Story About Paddles, Pedals, Puppies, and People
Me, Roger, and Ships that Pass in the Night

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A QUALITY ASSURANCE OFFER YOU CAN’T REFUSE
Services  | Portfolio  |  Policies  |  Most Common Errors in Print Today
How Good Are You? | Pet Advertising Clichés
Pardon, Your Image is Showing
Ten Rules for Advertising Folks (and normal businesspeople, too)
Pithy Quotations on Writing and Communication  |  Résumé
How to Write Good  |  Dan Quayle: Entertainer of the Century
Repetitive Redundancies and Logical Oxymorons
Ruminations on Life
Guaranteed F on this Test
A Story About Paddles, Pedals, Puppies, and People
Me, Roger, and Ships that Pass in the Night
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