They’re everywhere.
In conversations, speeches, books, articles, letters, the news, and, oh yeah, advertising. While some of the terms below can be interpreted to be perfectly acceptable despite themselves, most are downright outrageous. See if you catch yourself using any of these common aberrations, and be on the lookout for others using them. These lists are constantly expanding, so check back often and report any new entries you find and/or would like to add.
 

Repetitive redundancies

  • 12 midnight
  • 12 noon
  • actual experience
  • added bonus
  • advance notice that ________ will be forthcoming
  • advance planning
  • advance preview
  • advance reservations
  • advance warning
  • all meet together
  • all over again
  • also _________, too
  • apply an application
  • armed gunman
  • ask for it by name (from Lake Superior State University’s famous annual “Banished” list)
  • ATM machine
  • autobiography of my life
  • awkward predicament
  • basic fundamentals
  • both the same/both different
  • careful scrutiny
  • cease and desist
  • close proximity
  • cold (or not) temperature
  • commute back and forth
  • complete stop
  • completely through
  • connect together
  • consensus of opinion
  • crisis situation/emergency situation (thanks to George Carlin [RIP] for this one)
  • difficult dilemma
  • each and every
  • end result
  • estimated roughly at
  • extradite back
  • false fallacy
  •  filled to capacity
  • first and foremost
  • first initial
  • free gift or free bonus gift
  •  friend of mine
  • from whence
  • frozen ice
  •  future recurrence
  • general public
  • green in color
  • grow in size
  • illegal discrimination
  •  illustrated drawing
  • input into/output out of
  •  integrate together/integrate with each other
  • joined together 
  • kills bugs dead 
  • kitty cat
  • little baby
  •  live studio audience
  • meet together/meet with each other
  • mutual _______ for each other
  • mutually interdependent or interdependent on each other
  • natural instinct
  • naturally inherent
  • never at any time
  •  new baby boy was born
  • NT technology (NT stands for New Technology)
  • null and void
  • umber-one leader
  • over and done with
  • overexaggerate
  • pair of twins
  • past experience
  • past history
  • pre-_________ [most words with the prefix “pre-,” e.g., preheat, prerecord, preboard as an airplane (another borrowed Carlin classic)]
  • PIN number; VIN number
  • plan ahead
  • poisonous venom
  • preplan
  • proceed forward
  • progressively promoted
  • puppy dog
  • pursue after
  • race, color, (and creed)
  • re-________ again
  • reason is because
  •  reason why
  • refer back
  • regular routine
  • same exact
  • self-________ yourself
  • separated apart from each other
  • side note
  • sideline
  • small speck
  • suddenly exploded
  • surrounded on all sides
  •  three-way love triangle
  • time period
  • truly sincere
  • tuna fish
  • unexpected surprise
  • unnamed anonymous
  • veiled ambush
  • very pregnant
  • very unique

Logical oxymorons

  • act naturally
  • advanced BASIC
  • almost exactly
  • alone together
  • authentically reproduced
  • butt head
  • canned fresh
  • center around
  • clearly misunderstood
  • click the Start button to shut down
  • computer jock
  • constant change
  • constant variable
  • crash landing
  • deafening silence
  • decreased growth
  • definite maybe
  • diet ice cream
  • disposable products with a lifetime guarantee
  • even odds
  • exact estimate
  • extinct life
  • first annual
  • first string secondary
  • former native
  • forward back
  • found missing/turned up missing
  • free trade
  • freezer burn
  • genuine imitation/genuine simulated
  • go ahead, back up
  • good grief
  • government organization
  • Great Depression
  • Hell’s Angels
  • holy war
  • hot chili
  • jumbo shrimp
  • larger half
  • last initial
  • legally drunk
  • liquid natural gas
  • little giant
  • living dead
  • long shorts
  • near miss
  • new classic
  • now, then...
  • old news
  • one of the only...
  • original copies
  • passive aggressive
  • peace force
  • peacekeeper missile
  • plastic glasses
  • political science
  • pretty ugly
  • rehearsed improvisation
  • resident alien
  • rolling stop
  • same difference
  • sanitary landfill
  • second initial
  • seriously funny
  • silent alarm
  • sleep vigorously
  • small crowd
  • soft rock
  • solo ensemble
  • specialize in everything
  • student teacher
  • sweet sorrow
  • sweet tart
  • synthetic natural gas
  • taped live
  • temporary tax increase
  • terribly pleased
  • tight slacks
  • to infinity and beyond
  • tragic comedy
  • twelve-ounce pound cake
  • unbiased opinion
  • virtual reality
  • whole half
  • working vacation


 

 

And my personal favorite:

  • Microsoft Works (my insincere apologies [shouldn’t that be on this list, too?] to Mr. Gates and his large team of programmers and even larger team of antitrust attorneys)

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