Del Chmielewski Accounting
Lighting Design Center
Papa John’s Pizza Shops (not the current national chain)
Waldo East Vision Center
Del Chmielewski Accounting
Lighting Design Center
Papa John’s Pizza Shops (not the current national chain)
Waldo East Vision Center
| ANCR |
Now that income tax time is here, you should know that the best accountant to save you money is Del Chmielewski. Del Chmielewski will save you lots of dollars— |
| MAN | Dallas? I’ve got a cousin in Dallas. Is Del Chmielewski from Dallas? |
| ANCR | No, no. I said Del Chmielewski will save you lots of dollars on your TAXES. |
| MAN | That’s it! Dallas, Texas! That’s where my cousin lives. Del Chmielewski is from Dallas, Texas, too? |
| ANCR | No, no, no! Del Chmielewski works in Jefferson, and his accounting will save you DOLLARS on your TAXES!!! |
| MAN | Now he’s back in Dallas, Texas! You just said he was in Jefferson. |
| ANCR | (straight) For accounting service to save you “Dallas” on your “Texas,” see Del Chmielewski in Jefferson. He’s in the yellow pages. |
MUSIC:
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous theme
ROBIN:
One of the most classic works of art you can own can’t be found in
an art gallery: a Stiffel lamp from the Lighting Design Center! Your home
will glow with the subtle elegance of these works of art in ceramic, crystal,
or brass. And now, since all lamps at the Lighting Design Center have been
reduced 30 to 50 percent, the Stiffel lamp that will be smashing in your
sitting room is a steal! Yes, just about anyone can enjoy “light styles
of the rich and famous” at the Lighting Design Center.
MUSIC:
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous theme
ROBIN:
Here’s a sale for those of you who have champagne tastes on a beer
budget. The huge annual two-for-one sale at the Lighting Design Center.
Now through October 31st, browse through the Lighting Design Center’s elegant
showroom, select any fixture you like, then select another of comparable
value and it’s yours FREE. This sale attracts customers from all over Eastern
Wisconsin who enjoy “light styles of the rich and famous,” at low two-for-one
prices. Do a double-take at the Lighting Design Center, 2310 Franklin Street,
Manitowoc.
MUSIC:
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous theme
ROBIN:
Welcome to “light styles of the rich and famous,” sponsored by the
Lighting Design Center. First we visit the palacial estate of Ashley Wellington,
adorned with crystal chandeliers from the Lighting Design Center. Next
observe the urban dwelling of Tom and Nancy Schultz, a modest ranch outside
but tastefully elegant inside—thanks to the same design professionals at
the Lighting Design Center. Just goes to show that just about anyone can
enjoy “light styles of the rich and famous” at the Lighting Design Center.
MUSIC:
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous theme
ROBIN:
If you’re not a millionaire but want your home to look like a million,
visit the Lighting Design Center to discover “light styles of the rich
and famous.” Whether it’s one fixture, one room, or a whole house you want
to improve, the Lighting Design Center has the designs, staff, and distinctive
merchandise to turn dull into dazzling, so-so in smashing, blasé
into beautiful. Still, just about anyone can enjoy “light styles of the
rich and famous” at the Lighting Design Center.
MUSIC:
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous theme
ROBIN:
Ornate chandeliers in the foyer... Classic solid brass lamps in the
sitting room... Warm nightscape lighting in the garden... I’m not describing
a Beverly Hills palace or a European mansion; but elegantly affortdable
lighting for your home at the Lighting Design Center. The Lighting Design
Center carefully purchases innovative lighting products from all over the
world, in quantities that allow them to sell them to you for less. That’s
why, at the Lighting Design Center, just about anyone can enjoy “light
styles of the rich and famous.”
| SFX | Old soap opera organ music. |
| ANCR | Monday night at the Jones’s... |
| MAN | (bored) What’s for supper tonight, dear? |
| WOMAN |
Hamburgers, honey. |
| MAN | (still bored) Sounds great, dear. |
| ANCR | Tuesday... |
| MAN | (bored) What’s for supper tonight, dear? |
| WOMAN | Meat loaf, honey. |
| MAN | (still bored) Sounds great, dear. |
| SFX | Fade out soap opera music under. |
| ANCR | If you’re tired of the same old hamburger-type meals, next time try fresh, take-home pizza from Papa John’s! |
| MAN | (bored) Wha’t for supper tonight, dear? |
| WOMAN | Why pizza from Papa John’s, honey. |
| SFX | Fast, showbiz music in and under throughout rest of spot. |
| MAN | (Excited!) What?! Pizza from Papa John’s? WOW! Sounds FAN-TAS-TIC... pussycat! |
| ANCR | Find out what a difference pizza from Papa John’s can make in your life! Four locations. |
| MAN1 |
Hey, let’s go out for a pizza! |
| MAN2 | Great idea! But let’s go out and eat at home. |
| MAN1 | Hey, wait a minute! “Go out” and “eat at home.” |
| MAN2 | Sure. Let’s get a Papa John’s pizza. |
| MAN1 | Papa John’s? |
| MAN2 | Yeah. We “go out” to Papa John’s. They make it fresh while we wait, then we come hame, bake it, and “eat at home.” |
| MAN1 | But if we’re going out, why not just to a restaurant? |
| MAN2 | Too expensive! |
| MAN1 | Well, if we’re eating at home, why not just eat a frozen pizza? |
| MAN2 | Too BORING! At Papa John’s, we get a restaurant-style pizza that’s still affordable. |
| MAN1 | Hmmm, sounds great. Okay, let’s “go out” AND “eat at home,” at Papa John’s. |
| ANCR | Four locations. |
| SFX | Basketball game. |
| SCHMEDLEY |
Hey, coach, our starters are getting tired. They’re just running out of energy! |
| COACH | You’re right Schmedley. It’s time we sent in the subs! |
| SCHMEDLEY | (energized) Subs! Okay, coach, send me in! I’m ready to play! |
| COACH | Sit down, Schmedley! I don’t mean substitutes, I mean submarines. Submarine sandwiches, that is, from Papa John’s. |
| SCHMEDLEY | (incredulous, dejected) Sub sandwiches from Papa John’s? |
| COACH | Right, Schmedley! Sub sandwiches from Papa John’s are subSTANTIAL. You don’t have to worry about running out of energy after eating a Papa John’s sub. |
| SCHMEDLEY | Awwwww! |
| COACH | So, Schmedley, next time try a substantial submarine sandwich from Papa John’s, in Watertown, Fort Atkinson, Elkhorn, and Burlington. |
| ANCR |
Y’know what’s new at Papa John’s? Salads to go! |
| MAN | Salads to go? I don’t beLEAF it. |
| ANCR | (irritated) Oh, boy. There’s four different salads to choose from. |
| MAN | Oh, and I suppose Papa John’s is really DRESSING them up... |
| ANCR | (moaning) Ohhhhhh! There’s regular, ham and cheese, taco, and chef’s salads to choose from. |
| MAN | Might say they’re all so good it’s a TOSS up which one to order, eh? |
| ANCR | Will you be quiet! And they’re all priced so low— |
| MAN | —you’ll save some GREENS! |
| ANCR | Listen, I’ve had just about enough— |
| MAN | I haven’t! I’m heading to Papa John’s to get my salad. |
| ANCR | Salads to go. Now at Papa John’s. Four locations. |
SFX: (corny music under)
ANCR:
Peter Piper pined for perfect pepperoni pizza at a perfectly low price
to pay. So, Peter Piper plodded to the nearest pizza parlor, where he pleased
his presumptuous palate, but had to pay a price that was positively preposterous.
Peter Piper then proceeded to the supermarket, for pepperoni pizza packaged
in a preprepared state—frozen! What a pity! It cost but a pittance, but
pleased his palate not a bit. Then Peter Piper perchance purchased a pepperoni
pizza from Papa John’s. Peter’s poor palate pulsed with pure pleasure.
Yet Papa John’s permitted his pocket to remain plenty padded. If Peter
Piper can perceive pleasure from Papa John’s pizza, so can you! So try
one today at Papa John’s. Five locations.
| WOMAN |
(nasal voice) Mr. Wentworth, you received several messages while you were out. |
| MAN | (not paying close attention) Okay. |
| WOMAN | Abe Savinski from Savinski, Savinski, and Finklemeyer c alled. He said we won our lawsuit against Acme Cotter Pin Company for $800,000. |
| MAN | (same) Uh, hu. |
| WOMAN | And Janet Stannet from Planet Pomegranite okay’d the deal for a million and a half. |
| MAN | (while yawning) Uh, hu. |
| WOMAN | And you’re wife called. She said bring home a pizza from Papa John’s. |
| SFX | (upbeat music in) |
| MAN | (energized) What? Pizza from Papa John’s? I’ve got to go at once! |
| ANCR | Papa John’s. Fresh pizza that they make and you bake. Worth getting excited about. With a new store in Whitewater. |
SFX: (windy, harsh environment)
ANCR (low voice; slow delivery):
In the beginning, there was parlor pizsza: delicious but very expensive.
Then came frozen pizza: very affordable but for a good reason—a virtual
lack of taste. Then came pizza from Papa John’s.
SFX: (Stars and Stripes forever)
ANCR (energetic delivery):
Papa John’s pizzas are made fresh while you wait, so they taste as
good as parlor pizza. But you bake them yourself, so the price is very
affordable. Papa John’s, the delicious yet affordable pizza breakthrough!
In Watertown, Fort Atkinson, Elkhorn, and Burlington.
| Dr. Dave |
OK, now try the second row from the bottom... |
| ANCR | Dr. David Antonie of the Waldo East and Mishicot Vision Centers. |
| Dr. Dave | Reading letters off a wall chart in school is still a good way to detect vision problems, but it just can’t take the palce of a complete eye exam by an optometrist. A complete eye exam can detect near and far vision problems, difficulties in depth perception, color deficiencies, muscle imbalances, and more–things a wall chart will miss. |
| ANCR | Make an appointment for your child today with Dr. David Antonie at the Waldo East or Mishicot Vision Center... the best care in sight. |
| Dr. Dave |
Everyone wants his or her child to have 20-20 vision. |
| ANCR | Dr. David Antonie of the Waldo East and Mishicot Vision Centers. |
| Dr. Dave | The traditional “letters on the wall” eye test in school is still a good way to uncover distance problems. But other potential problems, such as muscle imbalances, color deficiencies, or difficulty in judging distances can be uncovered only with a complete vision screening. Make sure your kids go back to looking–and SEEING–their best. |
| ANCR | Make an appointment today with Dr. David Antonie at the Waldo East or Mishicot Vision Center... the best care in sight. |
| Dr. Dave |
This year over 150,000 children aged 5 to 15 will suffer serious eye injury. |
| ANCR | Dr. David Antonie of the Waldo East and Mishicot Vision Centers. |
| Dr. Dave | Most of these occur while your kids are participating in sports or unsupervised play. But if your active child wears glasses or contacts, protective eyewear with a snug, wraparound fit can minimize the risk of injury during sports or physical education. |
| ANCR | Come and see the complete selection of protective eyewear for kids at the Waldo East or Mishicot Vision Center... the best care in sight. |
